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Once upon a time in a small village in northern Canada lived a moose named Dan. Dan was a major in the Royal Canadian Mounties. One day Major Dan was forced to take a long overdue vacation. Since he had never been on vacation before, he didn’t know exactly what to do with himself. All the other Mounties told him to drink a few beers and relax. Major Dan had never even tasted a beer before but decided to pick up a case of Moosehead and try to relax. Major Dan woke up the next morning the most wanted moose in Canada. You see, Dan like beer so much that he drank all the beer in Canada that night and now was being chased by every Canadian Mountie in Canada. 

Dan held up in the deep woods of Northern Canada for several weeks hiding from the law. He was just about to give up and turn himself in when he met a very tall hairy stranger. The stranger introduced himself as Sasquatch. Sasquatch told Dan of a special place in Northeast Pennsylvania called Larksville mountain. He told him that the beer flowed like water and there was plenty of woods to hide from the law. That was it. Dan was sold on the idea of heading to Pennsylvania. 

The two of them made the trip together and opened a saloon called the Screwy Moose and spend their days hiding out in the woods of Larksville mountain.